When you peel my skin I don't cry but you do. What am I? An onion.
I run but I don't walk, I have a mouth but I don't talk, I have a bed but never lie. What am I? A river.
I don't have lungs or a chest but I need air; I'm not alive but I grow; I don't have a mouth but I'm allergic to water. What am I? A fire.
JOKES
A snobby man walks into an art gallery. He stops at one particular piece of art and says" I suppose this hideous monster is what you call modern art."
One of the staff says "No Sir. This is what we call a mirror".
Why do elphants never foget? Because nobody tells them anything.
What always falls without getting hurt? Rain.
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